EKPEINGBA SERIES 10 James Ibori My Student? " Hello class, my name is Ekpeingba and I am your new primary one teacher!" " Good morning sir, we are happy to see you. " " Thank you. As I said earlier, my name is Ekpeingba and I will be teaching you for the rest of your lives, oh sorry, for the rest of your days in primary one.. Now, I want you all to introduce yourselves to me not in native dialects but in queen's English. " " Sir, My name is James Manager Ogbeinama " " What,James Manager? You are still in this school? I thought I taught you twenty years ago in this primary one when I was a lowly qualified community teacher? You should be doing your PHD by now " " Yes sir, I came back here when I heard you returned from retirement to teach primary one." "Why? " " Because I heard wherever you teach, you share buns to your pupils so that they will have unprecedented interest in your lessons and I lov...