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EKPEINGBA SERIES 10-James Ibori My Student? By Tam Oburumu

EKPEINGBA SERIES 10 James Ibori My Student? " Hello class, my name is Ekpeingba and I am your new primary one teacher!" " Good morning sir, we are happy to see you. " " Thank you. As I said earlier, my name is Ekpeingba and I will be teaching you for the rest of your lives, oh sorry, for the rest of your days in primary one.. Now, I want you all to introduce yourselves to me not in native dialects but in queen's English. " " Sir, My name is James Manager Ogbeinama " " What,James Manager? You are still in this school? I thought I taught you twenty years ago in this primary one when I was a lowly qualified community teacher? You should be doing your PHD by now " " Yes sir, I came back here when I heard you returned from retirement to teach primary one." "Why? " " Because I heard wherever you teach, you share buns to your pupils so that they will have unprecedented interest in your lessons and I love buns.. " "Jesus ! Well, James Manager Ogbeinama, I have stopped sharing snacks. The economy is telling on my small income. I have refused being Papa Christmas many years ago...Next. "
" Sir, my name is David Edevbie Afishiere, you can add the Olorogun. " " Hmm, David, David, you look smallish,masculine and attractive and somehow suitable for primary one. " "Sir, sir, sir.... " "Yes James Manager, what's the problem? " "Sir, look at him very well sir.. David was also in primary school twenty years ago. In fact he was the one collecting money on behalf of notorious students bullies..He was the mathematics teacher to the fragile president who refused to die even after his death in Saudi Arabia." " Oh, I remember, David Edevbie, the boy, sorry the man who they rumored to have genealogical roots in Isoko but succeeded in laying eggs in his Afishiere foundation?" "Sir, don't mind James Manager, I am just six years. I only finished nursery school two years ago. " "Hmmmm, but you look old yet deceiving in your superman outfit.. Well, Next. " " Sir, I am Ovie Omoagege Orogun, call me the Maceguy." " Ovie, Ovie, wait o, is it the Ovie I know? " "I guess so sir." "Ah, the Ovie that jumped from Orogun with a staff of office and landed in juicy ground of the fulanized Aso? " "Yeah... That's me sir." "I am in trouble.. What are you doing in primary one? I thought you are in the university? " " Yes sir but buns, I love buns... I missed your buns... " "Well, unfortunately I don't share buns again..Next. " "I am Kenneth Gbagi Oginibo a.k.a Mike Tyson." "Mike Tyson? The one who beat up some over sabi commoners in hotels?" " I don't know what you saying sir I am Gbagi and I am here because of buns too.. in fact I love primary one.... primary one for lifeeeeee! " "Oh, oh... I don jam today." "Relax sir Ekpeingba, nothing dey happen ..we die here for buns. " "Sorry to disappoint you Mr Mike Tyson, I don't share buns no more.Next." "Sir, I am Emmanuel Uduaghan Koko." "Ah,, Udu too? You know I know you. You were in Primary two before.. What are you doing here?" "Sir, I am here because of my brother,my partner in crime... The real buns maker." " Who? " " I am James Onanefe Ibori Oghara Koko, the landlord in London-Okere." "Jesus, lord have mercy. Odidigborigbo the landlord of London-Okere in my class? A pupil in primary one ?" "Taaa, I am not your pupil. I am in this class to protect my kiddy David. Anyone who tries rubbish with my boy will be taken to camp five." " oh oh, I don't think I can be able to teach this class.I must report this to the headmaster.. I am leaving." "sir, I am Tompolo and this is my brother Otuaro and we love buns like hell too . You must give us buns by fire and thunder." " Nor be me with una... I am leaving o. "

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